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Sony VBE-700 Personal Vibrator Review

By Michael

Features:
Attachable battery case
AVLS (Automatic Vibration Limiting System)
Patented SexoMetric™ Stimulation Feedback Technology
Backlit LCD remote control
Digital vibrating amplitude control (5 presets)
Frequency control
Programmable vibration sequencer
G-PROTECTION shock resistant system
Alarm clock (2 Alarms)
Rechargeable battery
Futuristic lightweight design
Regular mode (12-hour battery life)
Kobe Tai mode (6-hour battery life)

Chasey Lain mode (2-hour battery life. Only for the seasoned pro. May cause severe internal bleeding. Consult doctor if your period lasts longer than 8 weeks.)

Supplied Accessories:
AC adaptor
Battery case
Carry pouch
Instruction manual
LCD remote control
Rechargeable battery (LI-16H)


Optional Accessories:
AL-125P 2 PK Lubricant
AL-2D Personal Vibrator Cleaner
AV-51 Vaginal-Anal Adapter

At last we can all enjoy the sexual pleasure of clitoral and vaginal stimulation with the quality and precision engineering of Sony. Their latest product, the VBE-700 Personal Vibrator, is a competitive and worthy addition to the electronic sex-toy industry. From the clitoris to the cervix, Sony's engineers are continuing to win awards and set the standard for orgasms to come.

"A totally new way of masturbating."

The unit is available in silver only, but comes in 3 flavours: 7", 9" and 11" (VBE-700, VBE-900 and VBE-1100 respectively). The rechargable battery encourages you to place your AC adapter next to your bed or shower so that it's ready for another ride within hours. However, with a 12-hour battery life as standard, you're going to have to engage in some mind bending Kama-Sutra Tantric freak sex to remain unsatisfied by the power that is the VBE-700.

"One small device. One giant climax."


"I'm sorry Paul, we'll have to discuss this later! My Sony VBE-700 Personal Vibrator just informed me that I've got an important meeting with the executive committee to attend!"

Sony believe that a good vibrator should do more than just stimulate to the point of orgasm. That's why they developed SexoMetric Stimulation Feedback technology. This new patended technology receives feedback via several sensors placed along the shaft of the vibrator, sensing The Point of No Return in its operator and subsiding, allowing the operator to enjoy many hours of pleasure before switching into Kobe Tai or Chasey Lain mode.

"Turning multiple orgasms into reality."

To add yet another convenience factor to your Sony experience, the VBE-700 comes equipped with a fully-functional backlit LCD remote control. This makes adjusting amplitude or programming your own sexual rollercoaster incredibly easy. Even your grandmother can use it!

However, the most original and useful feature of the VBE-700 is the in-built dual alarm clock, which can be set to ring, vibrate or both! You'll never miss an appointment with your Personal Vibrator to remind you.

The Sony VBE-700: the professional's choice. Available now from all Sony stores and all good adult stores. The sooner you act, the sooner you'll be masturbating.

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