After some controversial
news posts made over the past month or two regarding camgirls and
their peculiarities, I decided it was time to investigate the issue
further. Enter Sammie
(check her out at sdfsdf.wox.org),
who had the courage to send us an email. She clearly pointed out
that while we were funny (a good start to any sentence), she believed
she was being misrepresented as a whole and just wanted to support
other aussies at what they do.
She seemed somewhat
different from the day-to-day trash that populates webcams across
the 'net, so I opted to give her the chance to express who she really
is to the world.
And for the record, she didn't make us a fansign... to her credit.
:) So without futher ado, lets begin the interview with Sammie the
aussie camgirl!
First off, tell us a bit of demographic
information about yourself: a/s/l etc.
I'm 19 turning 20 in October, I am a female, I have medium sized
breasts (I do not like the word breasts), I am from New South Wales,
but I am very close to the Queensland border - come and find me
;)
Urm. I have a pet frog. His name is Gilbert. He is green and about
2cms long. He changes colour. I dont feed him often, I'd make a
bad mother. I like music, I like cars. When you put them together
I get an orgasm. I like nothing smaller than 17" wheels, and
nother smaller than 15" subs.
I have a brother who is a cog (bevan/bogan?) he isnt really any
of those two, but he is a cog. A cog is a person with a done up
car. Not neccessarily an expensive rice car, but it's a cool car
with spoiler/mags/etcetc. He doesn't have neons, he isn't that gay.
I love my brother, he hates me. It's a very good relationship.
One day I hope I too can be a cog. Or at least get a boyfriend
with a commadore SS ute so I can kiss it everyday.
Um, k no more plz.
What do you do for a living?
I am a bum. I am someone lost in this world because everyone tells
me what I should be and what I should do and it confuses me a lot.
I have done a lot of courses in the business category, but I hate
business. I work for a supermarket. I hate it, but I like my fellow
staff members. I hate customers. I mean I _really_ hate customers.
I wish I could strangle every single one of them.
I am a casual because I like taking holidays when I want, not being
told I can't. I don't care if I dont get paid. It's only money and
I dont really need it. I save.
The
many moods of Sammie.
When did you first set up your webcam?
22nd of October 2000 I think? around that time anyways. During
the HSC and during my birthday. I needed a distraction from the
HSC. I never studied. it was gay. Highly gay. I had fun on the net
instead, I'm such a loser. It was myself and 3 guys I knew from
IRC. They had a little portal, I was innocent so they added me.
I knew nothing of this whole big camworld thing. I just wanted to
impress them heh. It ended 2-3 months later :)
Why did you decide to do it?
To impress a guy *blush* It somewhat worked... for a little while
anyways.
Would you say you're extraverted or
intraverted? Do you like the idea of so many people watching you?
I'm a midtrovert, my mate Winston (zfilter.com)
just told me that word hah. I can be outgoing, but I also like to
spend a lot of time by myself. But I'm usually the life of the party.
I don't like to think of the people watching me because they are
all old and naked and sometimes they send me pictures of them old
and naked and it's kinda freaky.
So how does that make you feel, knowing
there is probably some old guy somewhere jacking off to your image
right now?
I don't like it, but hey! if they can't go out and find a chick,
I'm just doing a great service to the naked people of America. They
are always americans who are old and naked.
Moving away from old perverts, would
you say you're a feminine girl, or one of the boys?
I can be feminine, but I can talk shit with guys. I know my shit
man! I just wish I was more feminine but I'm too fat to fit into
their clothes :/
Do you ever do nerdy stuff like play
games, read slashdot
and post on internet forums?
I used to be in a gaming clan called [ND] No Destiny. for TFC/Q2
and going into CS. I can't play TFC or CS for shit. But I could
die many times in Q2 :) I had really bad ping back then. Everyone
would be at like 300 and I would be 2000+ no joke!
I used to post on my own forum, and on validatethis.com
forum and yer, sometimes other forums, but I always forgot about
them...
I can admit to actually going to slashdot,
but I never really read it :)
Why
are female webcams so much
more popular than male webcams? :)
Well they never linked any of our articles
anyway, so fuck them I say. :) Now, you do all your website design/setup
stuff yourself, just like me (we r0x0r!!!11). Do you see yourself
becoming a web designer sometime in the future?
I'd like to be a web designer. I'm not that cool at other coding
other then HTML. I like designing shit. I like colours. I did all
my website myself except for the little php scripts. My admin made
1 up for me because he wanted me to use php, so I told him to make
shit for me h0h0. But I'm sure I will try and learn it myself one
day, just not tomorrow. Do you think I am a leet web developer?
I did edit the php scripts, so I still am cool...
When you can write a recursive searching
script, then I'll be impressed ;) How did you learn to do all the
other geeky HTML stuff that comes with setting up a website?
angelfire.com.
h0h0 I started using that and just reading their basic HTML pages.
Caught on quick but I gave up after a little while. Then when I
decided to make a site about myself for all the cam pervs, I started
to learn more. I started off really lame-like, but I think I found
myself and got better at it :) just a matter of finding YOUR style
and not someone elses.
How many hours per day is the cam live?
A few snapshots here and there now. I used to be 24/7, but yer.
I looked really ugly when I was doing that. :) I'm not that much
into the cam nowdays, I miss it, but yer. Rhiannon is never on when
I am so it sux, we used to have so much fun bagging other camwhores
:D I guess now I just use it to express my feelings and show what
they look like. If I am happy/sad etc and I do a little caption
to confuse the viewers.
Do your friends know about the cam?
If so, do any of them watch you?
Hell no! haha and as if they'd watch! we ain't lesbians! they do
know I make money from porn banners though ;) I showed them my site
once, they didnt care for it though.
Yeah, same thing happened to us with
4 Bitter Guys. :) What do your friends think of your site?
They just laugh at me and look at me in disgust :)
Speaking of disgust, do you have a
boyfriend? (Nice segway eh?) :) If so, how does he feel about your
exhibitionism? If not, how come? Guys hit on you regularly, right?
Or do you never leave the house? Is that why you're so white? :)
Nah I don't have a boyfriend. I don't leave the house, I am white
yes. haha. I go out! on saturday nights and no, guys don't hit on
me. I'm not really the hit on type. I'm really an ugly gross dog
in real life :) I'm short, guys don't like short fat chicks, it's
just not cool :/
Hmm, now you meantion it, you *do*
look quite huge from your photos (heavy sarcasm). :) Have you ever
been recognized in a public place?
Yesssssssssssss, but it wasn't by a cam fan! An IRC guy saw me
driving one time up the coast, he said we made eye contact hehahe,
and strangly I think I remember this. Also another guy on stile
irc told me he saw me in the same spot but a few weeks earlier,
this I also believe :) it's cool :)
You make it quite clear on your page
that you aren't going to get naked for surfers. Why did you make
that decision?
They don't deserve to see my naked white body :D I only show skin
when I'm feeling really sexually frustrated. But thats not often...
That said, have you ever been (partially
or fully) naked on your cam, intentionally or unintentionally?
Sure! and thanks to hush-hush.com,
no one will ever see me naked again! but I haven't shown my gina
on cam, thats just gross...
Why do you think you swear so much?
Because I am cool ok? I was bought up around drunken uncles. We
used to go camping a lot and they'd always be drunk and swearing.
I guess from that? and also I have an older brother. And I really
don't know. I just like the power of the swear words.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN DIRTY SKANKY FUCKEN MOTHER CUNTY SLUT FAG HEAD
DOG BITCH SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT! :)
Camgirls
are usually nocturnal.
Hmm, looks more like Tourette Syndrome
to me. :) Do you get many weirdos contacting you? If so, what kind
of stuff do they say?
PLZZZZZZZZ SAMMIE CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FEET!!! thank
you so much!!!! please can you paint your toe nails red or black
and take a pic or send me one THANK YOUUUUUUUU.
I also have this dumb weird freaky guys emailing me 30 emails a
day, it seems to have died down now thank god. I hate annoying cunts
with a passion. I really hate them.
Also I hate people telling me I'm pretty, what would they know?
So, honestly, do people *really* buy
you stuff?
yer, but it's usually one person buying me a few things. People
are too nice and I just don't understand why. I guess they feel
sorry for me, but they shouldn't. I'm not that obsessed over the
wishlist. If people email me asking me what I want, or telling me
they are going to buy me something, I usually tell them not to and
talk them out of it. The people that do buy me shit, well... they
are nice and they didnt tell me first off for me to say not to :)
What's the coolest thing you've ever
been bought? And the crappest thing?
Hrm. Well the first ever thing I got was this flower clip and a
flower thing that goes around your wrist. The clip is cool, the
wrist thing is tre-lame. I got it because Rhiannon (rhiannon.sweet.as)
advertised my wishlist on her site when it was my birthday, I took
it off my site during my birthday. And some freaky pervert bought
me something. He had a thing about his cousin farting, he liked
to sniff farts and he wanked while his cousin farted, gross huh?
Everything I get is cool <3<3<3 you all!
Aside from gifts, do you make any money
out of being a camgirl?
Used to make a fair bit every week, but now thanks to internetgossip,
we make like 20 bux every 3 or 4 weeks.
If you were a guy, do you think you'd
get so many hits? Why?
Hell yeah! I'd be pimping myself out to sexy little chickies and
camgirls and also gay guys! the gay guys spend da money baybee!
I've taken a look at Rhiannon's
site - does she actually have a head and legs, or is she just a
nude torso like I suspect?
She's have loverly legs and a head. She is one of the prettiest
girls I've ever seen. I'm going to buy her some bra and undies to
cover herself, it's all good. :) <3 Rhi.
Now, forgive my ignorance, but what
the hell does <3 mean? Is it a loveheart? If so, why is it used
so out of context all the time?
It is a heart, love, heart, whatever. It's a camgirl thing. It's
is such a lovely thing. It symbolises the whole camgirl thing. It's
just a camgirl trademark just like lol a/s/l want to cyber, is so
Yahoo!
<3 :)
Finally, rate your happiness with your
life out of 10 (where 10 = perfect, 0 = please put a bullet between
my eyes). Why do you think that is? What would make your life a
perfect 10?
Hrm, maybe a 3 or 4. I try and make the most of shit, but I dunno.
I guess I'm a very sad and depressed type of person when I am alone.
To be a perfect 10 I would have to have a family that actually loved
me for me, no matter what I do with my life.
I'd like to have a great boyfriend that cared about me. And a good
job that I liked and was 5 days a week to please my mother.
and 1 thing I'd love to have is my dead cat back, but meh, that
won't happen. :) I'd like a car though? Hah. I'd just like people
to be content with my life and how I am living or not living it.
Why do you think Australians are just
so much better looking than the rest of the world?
because we are fucken hot! We aint waifs. We aren't up ourselves.
Well I know I'm not. I'm not about fashion and going to the mall
to look at clothes and giggle at boys. We are just ourselves and
we are happy drinking a beer and having a good laugh while watching
Joey Johns in his tight little footy shorts mmm. ;) We aren't out
to impress others.
Well said. Thanks for your time, fellow
Aussie internet legend. ;)
Marriage is like burning the house down to toast the bread.
