1. The most important thing in life is:
Love
Friendship
Food
RAM

2. When thinking ahead, you place in your spare pocket:
A condom
Some loose change
A floppy disk because you never know!
Redhat Linux for Dummies

3. Big Saturday Night means:
Passing out and waking up on a toilet in a nightclub  
Getting home any time after 2am  
Unreal Tournament  
It's time to crack open the model paint kits for WarHammer: 40000, and hey Bert, get the prune juice - we're gunna be up LATE tonight!

4. Bill Gates is:
The CEO of Microsoft
Filthy, stinking rich 
Afraid of cream pies
Eternal evil and must DIE DIE DIE!

5. Your pet's name is:
Flopsy
Mittens
Chip
GeForce

6. 57 49 4E 32 4B 20 42 4C 4F 57 53 is probably:
Random garbage
A series of paired numbers and letters
Hexadecimal
An amusing hex slur about an Operating System in ASCII

7. Your old car stereo breaks down. You:
Take the opportunity to buy a new Kenwood CD stereo
Have it repaired
DIY in the basement with your soldiering iron and some rice crackers
Hook up your old P100 in your boot to play MP3s through WinAmp since it was just sitting there anyway, and all your music is in MP3 format

8. Government Agencies are:
A necessary evil of life
Mysterious
Watching you
Trying to kill you with satellite lasers because you know too much

9. You are stranded on a desert island. Who are you stranded with?
Katie Holmes
Lara Croft
An Orc
Steven Hawking

10. Which can you list the most of?
Friends
Ex's
Total Annihilation units
IRC channels

11. You are currently wearing:
A brand-name t-shirt
A plain t-shirt/polo shirt
Anything with Magic: The Gathering written on it
A brown Who Farted? skivvy from 1984

12. You define plasma as being:
A large percentile of your blood
A fully ionised gas, sustaining an overall neutral charge
The technological basis of the Plasma cannon in Quake 3 Arena
Best on the Amiga 500, using the equation: dist=dist+(128+((fcos(ftofix(d*DETAIL)))*128/65536.0));

13. You understand:
None of the references in this quiz
Some of the references in this quiz
All of the references in this quiz
The underlying subliminal message encrypted into the text