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Missing!
Reward
offered!
We
are offering a reward for information leading to the locating of
two missing bitter guys.
 
Michael
has brown hair and a face like a dump truck. Miles also has brown
hair and a monobrow.
We
believe they have been abducted by identical twins who are using
them for sex.
Warning!
Do not approach either of them! They are crazed and likely to bite
you! Instead email us at 2bitterguys@4bitterguys.com
Meanwhile
Tim is definitely still here.
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