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Are the 4 Bitter Guys 4 Hot Guys?
By
Tim
In a word, yes. But in another equally important word, no. I'd like to report that we are all indeed handsome strapping young lads, but unfortunately, no, we're not. But some of us are. Okay, let me start from the beginning.
It all started with a rather stupid photo of me. I used it to illustrate points in forums, and sent it to my overseas girlfriend to add emphasis to email (I never received a reply).
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Anyway being the adventurous fellow I am, I decided to put it on Hot or Not. The initial results were pleasing, but the masses spoke, and they spoke the truth, and thus my score was reduced to probably more than what I deserved.
7
You are hotter
than 66% of men on this site!
53 people have rated you |
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Undeterred, I realised I could turn this setback into an opportunity. Here was my chance to prove I was heaps better looking than the other bitter guys (even though one was my identical twin), and that as a whole, we were a pack of reasonable studmuffins. With this in mind, I set about finding some flattering photos of the others. First on the agenda was Ches.
"Fuck me, I'm sexy I am." |
I thought this was an excellent photo and showed Ches' good side. A few days later...
4.9
You are hotter than 43% of men on this site!
59 people have rated you | |
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Well, I was hoping for above 5. But never mind, could've been worse. At least this proves I was hotter than Ches. But we all knew that right? So onwards to my twin Miles. Once again I found the most flattering picture I could.
"You talking to me?" |
Nice one eh? At a party, having fun. Shows he doesn't need other people around to get drunk and enjoy himself. Real character shot if you know what I mean.
6.5
You are hotter than 60% of men on this site!
73 people have rated you | |
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Aha!! I knew I was the better looking twin! Okay, so I've proved my dominance over two of the other bitter guys, but what about the enigma that is Mickey D? Could my charm prove greater than his? To be fair, I also found a character photo of Michael. I think it sums him up pretty well.
"Eyyyy, I'm the real Fonz!" |
This was a shoo-in I thought... how wrong I could be. :(
8.5
You are hotter than 83% of men on this site!
91 people have rated you | |
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WHAT??? WHAT?!?!?!? 8.5!!! What's up with that!!! Have you people no taste!! I almost didn't post this article it backfired so bad on me. Bastard. Ah well, at least it proves that the more you post on 4BG, the sexier you become. Or something. And at least 3 of us are hot bitter guys. C'mon Ches, you know what to do.
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