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 Halo:
The Official Unofficial Drinking Game
By
Miles
and Michael
The rules are simple. (But they will get really confusing,
as will English.) The rhymes will help you remember the important
rules. Have a drink every time:
Cooperative Mode:
- The words "Go! Go! Go!" or "Woot!
Woot! Woot!" are uttered.
- You turn your driving buddy into a pancake when
you inevitably roll the jeep. Remember: "If your driving's
amiss, it's time for some piss."
- A solider says "Nice shot!" or "Wooohoooooo!"
- You unintentionally backtrack. (Alcohol helps
your sense of direction.) Remember: "If you lose your
direction, increase your bottle collection!"
- Your buddy teleports you to the complete wrong
checkpoint and you have to slap him/her around the head. Remember:
"If your partner's skill smells, go kill some braincells!"
- You both "accidently" kill all the
marines for their weapons and ammo.
- One of the "master chiefs" magically
disappears in time for a cut-scene, then reappears afterwards.
Remember: "If you notice a glitch, your spirits you must
switch."
- You both get disorientated and start shooting
at each other.
- You have to backtrack for about 5 minutes just
to find a safe spot you can both spawn in. Remember: "If
you have to backtrack, it's time to sit back... (and drink.)"
- Someone gets a good weapon... so you kill them.
- You feel guilty for taking out that cute solider
in front of you that stepped in the line of fire to save your
butt.
Multiplayer Mode:
- You capture the flag. Remember: "If you
just made a score, a double-shot you must pour."
- You score a kill.
- The words "That was so fucking cheap."
or "You little bitch." are uttered.
- You wish they included Banshees in multiplayer.
- You move from indoors to outdoors and vice versa.
Remember: "If a roof is approaching, alcohol tolerance
you're encroaching! If a sky is in sight, vomit from beer you
might!"
- Someone sticks a plasma grenade to you
- and then again if you manage to blow someone else up with you.
Remember: "If your death takes someone down, time to open
a Crown. (Lager.)"
- Some campy fuck snipes you on blood gulch
- and again when you squelch his skull with your Warthog. Remember:
"If you're shot by a rifle, urge to ralph you must stifle!"
- Someone says "Which screen am I on again?"
- You make a truce with everyone so you can all
marvel at just how how high four people can blow the Warthog with
grenades and rockets.
And just for the purists...
The Extreme Halo Drinking Game:
Have a drink every time:
- You die.
- Someone else dies.
- You reload.
- Someone else reloads.
- You press a button.
- A frame is rendered.
- A pixel is drawn.
- An electron passes through your controller.
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