Above:
Gates headlined the Conference with his speech on
applying Nazi theory to modern business ethics.
Over the course of three decades, the World Evil
Conference has become an exclusive event. Since it first convened
in 1971 with the intention of destroying Mother Teresa (who later
went on to win a Nobel Peace Prize in 1979), it has become the premier
gathering of international leaders in positions of managerial and
military power. From its origins as a secret underground cave meeting
in the Swiss Alps, the Annual Meeting has grown to become the event
where the leading issues confronting world domination are agree
oned and debated at the start of each calendar year.
Above:
Carrot Top provided some light-hearted half-time
comedy, prank calling Greenpeace headquarters in front of
a live audience of 1500.
Traditionally held in Davos, Switzerland, the Annual
Meeting covers a wide range of issues including technological advancement,
profit, patriarchal power management, demolitions, chemical weapons
and Christianity. Members and participants are encouraged to seek
solutions to overpower, conquer and divide nations, while promoting
themselves to higher positions of status. Participants are also
encouraged to take an active part in Task Forces, workshops and
other Initiatives designed to share knowledge, and occasionally,
settle grievances by battles to the death. The Annual Meeting has
become famous for frank, informal and collaborative concordance
as well as spirited back-and-forth on key aspects of megalomania.
For participants, no other event in the world provides
such a valuable opportunity for high-level personal contacts that
contribute to power, economic dominance and awareness of the hazards
of good will. The meeting is a truly unique crossroad for the world’s
elitists.
Above:
Yasser Arafat, Leader (Rais) of the Palestinian
Authority; Chairman of the Palestinian Liberation Organization
Executive Committee, and Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of
the United Nations, both found Carrot Top to be dedicated
to the greater sense of Evil, yet informal and entertaining
at the same time.
"He
does have a carrot top!" exclaimed Arafat.
Below:
Security is paramount.
The Annual Meeting has played a key role in identifying
new trends in global conquest, and in shaping strategies and actions
for destroying the three C's: Corporations, Countries and Civilians.
In past years, the meeting themes have proven to be significant
trend-setters. From 1991-2001, these included:
Above:
Current US President George W. Bush delighted participants
of this year's Conference when he announced he was a Terminator
sent from the future to destroy all humans. After much laughter
he demonstrated his seriousness on the issue by tearing the
heart of Liberal Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien
and throwing it into the front row of the audience.
2001 - Destroying Usefulness
and Impeding Progress: A Framework for Our Global Future 2000 - Stages of Civil Development: Provoking Armageddon 1999 - Managing the Impact of Good Will 1998 - Priorities for 21st Century Domination 1997 - Building the Freemason Network 1996 - Sustaining Control Through Fear 1995 - Challenges Beyond Destruction and Death 1994 - Unifying World Forces of Evil 1993 - Rallying all the Forces for Global Demise 1992 - Thermonuclear Detonators: Will There Ever Be A Rainbow? 1991 - Evil and You
The Conference ideology insists that useability
can best be achieved when managements and leaders can freely and
productively issue deadly challenges to one another. The unique
atmosphere of the Annual Meeting creates opportunities for the formation
of global monopolies, and allows for exciting but rare assassinations
to take place.
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf gave a particularly
moving speech to conclude the conference, no doubt etching his words
into the books of history forever: "Let's fuck some shit up.
Badcore."
