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10 Reasons Why Australia is Better Than Canada

By Tim

10. Vegemite

9. Our Australian Idol hosts aren't the sons of any of our Prime Ministers

8. You've actually heard of the Australian rugby team

7. Koala vs Beaver, Kangaroo vs Moose

6. We're the big brother in the relationship (suck it down New Zealand)

5. We don't eat shit like poutine.

4. We put out bands like Jet, they give us Celine Dion

3. Australian accents and slang are better than yours eh?

2. No steenking frenchies

1. We win Olympic medals. Lots of them. Big shiny gold ones.

Okay to be fair, I'd better cover ways in which Canda is better than Australia...

10 Reasons Why Canada is Better Than Australia

10. Gordon Lightfoot

9. Sleemans vs Fosters, Steamwhistle vs XXXX. Mainstream Aussie beer sucks.

8. Canadians got to burn down the White House

7. We gave the world Savage Garden while they give us Rush, The Tragically Hip, Our Lady Peace, etc etc.

6. Tim Horton's

5. Running out of reasons...

4. Um... maple syrup?

3. Canada's PM doesn't have his nose up George Bush's arsehole like ours

2. They give us someone decent to beat at the Commonwealth Games.

1. RCMP

10 Reasons Why The USA is Better Than Both Canada and Australia

10. S'if

Too much of anything is wonderful.