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St Kilda Drinking Game

By Miles

There's no drinking like St Kilda drinking. After many years of enjoying all that St Kilda has to offer, I thought it would only be fair to share what we get up to with the rest of the world - and what better way to get yourself started than with a handy game to let you know the right time and place to drink. To play this game effectively, you really need to be situated on my front porch with plenty of cold beers and/or a bottle of vodka with some shot glasses. The really classy people will play this game perched against a car with several wine glasses and a cask of Passion Pop and another of cheap red. It can be played on its own, or even better, with Ches and Michael. :)

The rules

1. If it smells like sewerage outside, automatically double the amounts to be consumed for the night.
2. If a car drives the wrong way down the street, take a shot.
   • If it's not a cab, take a double.
3. Every time you hear a car doing a burnout, take a shot.
4. Every time someone in a Commodore calls you a fag while hooning past, take a shot.
5. Every time you hear a siren, take a shot.
6. Every time you hear something being broken, take a shot.
7. If a pram is thrown over a fence - have a double.
8. If someone climbs the walls of the house, have a shot.
9. If Miles' car gets moved, have a shot.
   • If it's more than 10m, have a double
10. If you get asked for cigarettes - give them one and both have a shot.
11. If Ches passes out before midnight have a shot
    • If it's before 10, have a double.
12. If Michael sends an SMS he won't remember in the morning, have a shot.
13. If Michael brings home a girl he won't remember in the morning, have a double.
14. If Michael kisses a fat lesbian, have a shot.
15. If Miles disappears to sook, drink all his alcohol.

You can't have a clear head when there is a sword hanging over it.