20.
I used to wet the bed when I was a kid.
19. I like Jewel's poetry.
18. I have worn women's
underwear for purposes other than other people's amusement.
17. I have a grey hair.
(I attribute this to living with Miles.)
16. My middle name is
Colin. Originally it was going to be Allan, but my parents realised
my initials would be MAD.
15. I have a fear of
clowns. I'm not sure why, but I think it has something to do
with the time my family went to the circus, and a clown killed
my dad.
14. I hate people who
steal other people's jokes. Unless it's me.
13. I feel a deep sense
of overwhelming satisfaction whenever I let out a loud belch.
12. I nearly applied
for Big Brother 2. But I didn't.
11. I am the proud owner
of a third testicle.
10. I'd like to start
my own cult, and make everyone wear a t-shirt with my face on
the front and the back of my head on the back, with the caption
"WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE" on the sleeve. That would
be cool. And I'd be doing a really funny expression and giving
the thumbs-up on the t-shirt.
9. I've got a really
ticklish stomach.
8. If I were a girl,
I'd secretly want to be a camwhore. Also, I'd have a compelling
urge to masturbate in front of the mirror all day long.
7. I think I might be
colour blind in my peripheral vision. Or maybe this joint is
just too strong. Fuck.
6. I love it when someone
else slips over in the mud in front of me. In fact, I love it
*so much* that somestimes I *make* people slip over in the mud
in front of me. Aaaaahahahahahah!!! Now that's comedy! And hey,
no harm done.
5. I have an allergy
to bananas, cat hair, and hay. Boy, you should see me try and
eat a banana laced with cat hair and stuffed with straw.
4. I slept with your
mum last night.
3. Once I laughed so
hard, I farted.
2. I only ever vomited
from alcohol once, and that was because I had bad sushi the
next day. Well, it certainly tasted pretty bad on the way out,
anyway.
