David Tench is a talk show host. David Tench is a sketch comedy. David Tench is a virtual human. David Tench is Alan Partridge. David Tench is Hamish & Andy. David Tench is Andrew Denton's nephew. David Tench blah blah blah.
All of the above is incorrect. How do I know? I don't, I'm just sick of hearing about it.
Ten, when you've decided to tell us who this little Tench feller is, wake us up. Until then, SHUT. UP.
EDIT: Nice to see that someone keeps deleting the Wikipedia entries. Last night (Monday 1st August) it said this:
David Tench Tonight is the title of a new show scheduled to premiere on Thursday the 17th of August, 2006 on Network 10 in Australia. The show's format is a tonight show and has a computer animation character named David Tench hosting the show.
Today -- bam -- it's gone. Same with the 'David Tench' entry last week. I call shenanigans.
