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September 2001
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Poor in Taste, Rich in Hillarity
By Michael - 1:21 PM, Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 0 Comments |
God forbid the possibility that people would actually believe I had a larger penis than Tim! PS. Tim, considering your penis is allegedly larger than mine, you sure seem to talk about your car a lot :)
In other news, we're on the brink of World War III (well, for anyone in the Middle East, anyway) and people are starting to feel more okay about terrorist jokes - so long as they're in poor taste towards the terrorists.
 I refer you directly to Figure A, depicted to the right, which was submitted by a certain individual who shall remain nameless, suffice to say his initials are M.S. and his first name ends in "att". He writes:
I found this guy on the FBI's ten most wanted list. I apologise if it is poor taste, it wasn't meant to be.
The situation is absolutely horrific, it's just so ironic that i was at work with nothing to do...
Fucking hell, M.S. That is very poor taste. Who do you think I *AM*? Do you *really* believe I'd be seen with a teppid filth-laden crusty beard like that? (stunned, sickened silence) Well at least this poor taste 4BG joke is making fun of Osama Bin Laden, as opposed to my birthday post which gave me haunting chills of guilt for days afterwards.
(pause) I have to stop typing before I dig myself any deeper. |
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Yes I know we're being slack...
By Tim - 8:54 AM, Wednesday, September 26, 2001 - 0 Comments
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...but there are reasons! I am trying to finish off my undergraduate thesis so that explains me. Fuck's me why Ches and Miles are doing stuff all.
Anyway we will resume normal programming shortly. *
And jesus, I wish Michael would stop bumping his stats up in the poll.
* not a guarantee. In fact, likely to jinx the whole website. |
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4BG Makes TV Week!
By Michael - 5:16 PM, Friday, September 14, 2001 - 0 Comments
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 Yes, loyal fans, 4BG has finally made it big-time, with our appearance on the cover of the latest TV Week! Included is an exclusive photo scoop and an interview with Ches.
Also flick to the back page for an interview with Michael about his Photoshop skills. ;) |
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America Explodes, Michael Turns 21
By Michael - 7:53 AM, Wednesday, September 12, 2001 - 0 Comments
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Big Book of British Smiles goes Platinum
By Michael - 7:01 AM, Saturday, September 8, 2001 - 0 Comments
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Well, it seems the whole internet has gone mental over the Big Book of British Smiles - we received over 1200 hits in one day from all over the place - apparently its a great cheap laugh.
 I thought it might be cute to mention that in yesterday's paper, there was a brief article which mentioned that 30% of British people are concerned about their dental hygiene, 63% are worried about their smile, and 25% have tried to hide their teeth with their hands when they were talking at some stage.
You know something is wrong when you ask someone from England about toothbrushes, and they reply "Oh, right, the nightclub, yeah?" |
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I'm alive.
By Miles - 8:05 PM, Monday, September 3, 2001 - 0 Comments
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Yes, I'm alive. And I'm back.
That is all.
PS: Update on Ask 4 Bitter Guys. Rant/preview of WinXP coming soon hopefully. |
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1 Bitter Guy spotted
By Tim - 8:07 PM, Sunday, September 2, 2001 - 0 Comments
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Yes folks we have had a sighting of one of the missing four bitter guys.
I paid $1000 for this picture! Keep looking for them. Remember, they are extremely rabid, as witnessed by this picture.
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More News...
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Jesus H. Christ. I'm about to head off to bed last night when I flick onto CNN, and what the HELL do I see? The WTC buildings in New York on fire... so I'm watching the 