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April 2004
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...and I thought I was an arsehole
By Tim - 10:17 PM, Thursday, April 29, 2004 - 15 Comments |
 So I'm driving to the local sushi restaurant to pick up some dinner when some arsehole cuts off the guy behind me and tries to do the same to me. I instead speed up so when it merges he has to go behind me. Cop that dickhead. Then he flashes his lights at me and starts tailgating me. "What an idiot" I think and forget about him, but meanwhile my sheila turns around and gives him the finger. A minute or so later I notice that he's following me through my super-secret backroads method of getting to the sushi place. Dubble-ya Tee Eff mate? I turn into the next side street to see what happens. He follows me.
Seriously, what is going through this guys head? oooh, I didn't get to cut him off in traffic, so instead I'm going to cut off his head! Or, what an arsehole for giving me the finger after I was an idiot in traffic, I'd better teach him a lesson by following him and beating him up.
Just as I was about to pull over (and see if I could find my steering wheel lock with a nail through it) he pulls over and does a u-turn. Haha, I win.
Honestly though, I'd like to know. Has anyone reading this followed someone in traffic? To do *what*? Were you being the dickhead or was it them? Do you know any dickhead mates who'd do something like this? It boggles the mind.
No question though. I'm getting a DE .50 for my glovie. |
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Scholars Demand Corey Haim Article!
By Michael - 9:07 AM, Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 9 Comments
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Some of you may have noticed the Corey Haim article has disappeared from the Articles section of the site. This was at the request of Corey Haim's mother, Judy.
No, I'm serious.
Naturally, such intelligent prose has attracted a gamut of scholars, and it saddens me to deny their requests, such as this one from Henrietta:
From: Henrietta (AOL)
Sent: Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:49 AM
To: Michael (4BG)
Subject: Re: Corey Haim arcticle
Can you me send from Corey Haim the Articel?
Henrietta
How the hell has Henrietta survived in the world long enough to email me? Shouldn't she have been preoccupied with a shiny spoon and ran over by a truck a long time ago? I don't understand this world. |
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