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February 2002

Sex sex sex! By Michael - 8:03 PM, Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 2 Comments

That's right! It's the 4 Bitter Guys Sex-O-Matic News Post! Brace yourself! First off, read the review of the Sony VBE-700 Personal Vibrator, exclusive to 4 Bitter Guys! Then read about the poor Romanian pensioner who is facing a jail sentence after falling asleep while connected to a telephone sex-line. And if ever you star in a porn film, make sure your dad doesn't watch pornos. Don't forget to fill out the online sex survey and find out where you rank. If you want to do better, here's how to improve sex through exercise. Happy love making!

NASA turns blind eye By Michael - 7:42 PM, Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 0 Comments

That's right, read about the dead satellite that's headed for a Frenchman's house. Montpellier will never be the same...

If I had a life, I'd be living it right now By Michael - 6:48 PM, Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 0 Comments

In news that rocked Hollywood yesterday, Michael Jackson's nose filed for divorce! Also be sure to check out our Overview of the World Evil Conference 2002 - you can't afford to miss out on who is hellbent on destroying you and your family during 2002-3, can you? :)

Who's your daddy? By Michael - 8:46 AM, Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 0 Comments

Don't forget to check out the latest installment of Ask 4 Bitter Guys, where we discuss bullying in the workplace. Gill needs Ask4BG questions, Gill needs Ask4BG questions real bad, so send them in to feedback@4bitterguys.com. In other filthy putrid disgusting news, don't look at this site, which specialises in photos of people vomiting. Thanks to Emma for finding this one. And don't forget to check out new and exciting places to vomit.

Koko the Gorilla joins 4BG By Michael - 9:33 PM, Tuesday, February 5, 2002 - 0 Comments

That's right - you can now read the transcript of Koko's In-Depth Feasability Analysis of Quantum Computing (presented at the University of Missouri St. Louis 1999). In other 4BG news, software company Ocean is denying its belated release of Chase HQ 3 has resulted in slow sales. Peace out G, kickin' it. Sheeit. What it is mama. Michael out. More updates soon.

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