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December 2001

New Years Eve By Michael - 6:21 AM, Monday, December 31, 2001 - 0 Comments

Okay, everyone knows that December has been a pretty slow month for 4BG - but all I have to say is this: If you're checking this site more than once every few days, you're going to be bitterly disappointed. If you check this site once every week or fortnight, chances are you'll get some new content. This is partially a reflection of how much of a geek you are, and partially a reflection of how lazy we are. :-) You can find out if you are one of these nerds easily enough by looking into a mirror. If you look like the guy to our right, you are a nerd. Enjoy your New Year's people - maybe if I'm drunk enough tonight I'll put up a picture of me being drunk. And I'll try and get one of Miles looking stupid too :) And even Ches. :) Mind you there's far too many of those already... Bang bang!!!! Transmission over.

Linkage By Tim - 12:47 PM, Friday, December 28, 2001 - 0 Comments

A timely article on how to survive the holidays. More helpful holiday stuff, like getting a free burial if you drink and drive on New Year's eve. You lucky Victorians, the Bracks government wants you to drink your own crap now as well as swallow theirs. I'd hate to own a karaoke bar in Cambodia. For all you Mike's hard lemonade drinkers, here's the answer to whether beheading hurts. And I thought OUR traffic jams were bad. Something for Ches in case he doesn't kick his cigarette "habit" right here. I found this amusing for personal reasons. Mmm, beer. Last of all, another AWESOME hangover cure.

Loser roundup By Tim - 12:32 PM, Friday, December 28, 2001 - 0 Comments

Kelly Andersen hattie barker Dariusz Jasinski Nathaniel Kabal Song pat mcentee And from Matt, our most dedicated (and disturbed) reader, this piece of content: The number of days since this site has been updated is: 25

Ask4BG dredged, cleaned, refurbished By Michael - 8:25 AM, Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 0 Comments

In true 4BG tradition of taking a joke too far, more Ask4BG is now available. Why not ask us those questions that are really bugging you? "What should I feed my pets?" "Why does the pavement look darker when it's wet?" "What's this stain on my pants?" Send your submissions to 4bitterguys@4bitterguys.com.

Hall of shame By Tim - 9:44 AM, Saturday, December 1, 2001 - 0 Comments

Jesus people get some goddamn virus scanners. Every week we're going to name and shame all the dickheads that haven't updated their virus scanners *and* actually open dodgy attachments. This week's losers are: John Cook NINTANGA Niels van Delft Dave Clements christian rusted Craig Let 'em all know what you think hey?

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